Atticus Greenblood

Atticus Thistlewhick Greenblood VI is a smokin'-hot half-orc alchemist who used to be a chef

Now, his skills include getting hot chicks (and dudes) and cooking up the most fabulous potions around

You really cannot find a better half orc alchemist on this deserted island, to be honest

At least, these are the things that Atticus Thistlewhick Greenblood VI would say about himself to make him feel good. In truth, he is an overcompensating, insecure individual, so obsessed with having people like him that he went to the extreme length of becoming famous. He really just wants a friend, and could even be construed as having a relatively kind heart. He's definitely uncomfortable with the group of criminals and thieves he's currently in the company of, but perhaps he can develop a friendship he doesn't destroy immediately? Who knows.

Backstory
I was born the illegitimated child of a baron who's wife was infertile. As a young lad living live in an isolated manor, I had no siblings and my parents were distant and always fighting. This led to joyful evenings torturing the various dogs, fish, and birds which lived around the castle. One day, whilst taking a torch to the royal pigeons, I discovered a knack for combining ingredients to make delicious meals. As a teenager i left my manor and created a tavern, serving people from far and wide. It was wonderful, until i lost my fortune betting on a fixed match. Disgraced, i whacked the guy who fixed it, but the information was leaked and i was disgraced even more. Setting out into the world, i was ridiculed and sneered at, and so, in a drunken stupor, i boarded a dinghy and attempted to crash myself into some crags, but found myself stranded on a desert island, living entirely off of palm leaves and (mostly) alcohol stored on the ship.